Australia - our papers are a public Avengers roleplay forum.
it’s in response to this btw
“I sit behind a $1,000 MacBook listening to my iPod while texting people on my iPhone 4 while my parents go to work and pay for my teenage lifestyle I’m so depressed.”
fuck you
people can have everything they could possibly want and still be goddamn depressed
Stephen Fry speaks the truth.
fucking this
Stuff You Should Know About: I should just change this tag to “Stephen Fry.”
The offending tweet was made by a schoolfriend, not the kid whose account it’s on. (see the next two tweets). But look at the class of Stephen Fry’s answer.
(via Reddit)
Post of the Day: Stephen Fry has got to be the classiest man alive.
‘If you are feeling suicidal now, please stop long enough to read this. It will only take about five minutes. I do not want to talk you out of your bad feelings. I am not a therapist or other mental health professional - only someone who knows what it is like to be in pain.
I don’t know who you are, or why you are reading this page. I only know that for the moment, you’re reading it, and that is good. I can assume that you are here because you are troubled and considering ending your life. If it were possible, I would prefer to be there with you at this moment, to sit with you and talk, face to face and heart to heart. But since that is not possible, we will have to make do with this.
I have known a lot of people who have wanted to kill themselves, so I have some small idea of what you might be feeling. I know that you might not be up to reading a long book, so I am going to keep this short. While we are together here for the next five minutes, I have five simple, practical things I would like to share with you. I won’t argue with you about whether you should kill yourself. But I assume that if you are thinking about it, you feel pretty bad.
Well, you’re still reading, and that’s very good. I’d like to ask you to stay with me for the rest of this page. I hope it means that you’re at least a tiny bit unsure, somewhere deep inside, about whether or not you really will end your life. Often people feel that, even in the deepest darkness of despair. Being unsure about dying is okay and normal. The fact that you are still alive at this minute means you are still a little bit unsure. It means that even while you want to die, at the same time some part of you still wants to live. So let’s hang on to that, and keep going for a few more minutes.’
And then this.
Stuff You Should Know About: Even if you don’t feel this way, click on the link anyway. You never know when you might run into someone who needs help.
Joss Whedon is BriTANick’s Bathroom Coach
1:49 is where it’s at.
Post of the Day: Because it’s Joss Whedon and BriTANick. Also,
Via Best Roof Talk Ever
expressive peregrine falcons
(photos by sdwildgene)
Thespian falcon.
#to fly or not to fly—that is the question #whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the gusts and winds of outrageous fortune #or to take wing against a sea of fish and by opposing eat them
TO FLY - TO SWEEP,
NO MORE; AND BY A SWEEP TO SAY WE END
THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL FLOCKS
THAT FISH IS HEIR TO: ‘TIS A CONSUMMATION
DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED. TO FLY, TO SWEEP;
TO SWEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM - AY, THERE’S THE GRUB:
FOR IN THAT SWEEP OF DEATH WHAT STREAMS MAY COMEwhen we have molted off these mortal feathers,
must give us pause. there’s the respect
that makes calamity of so long meals.
for who would bear the winters and famines of time?
th’poacher’s wrong, the large bird’s contumely,
the pangs of despised love, the daylight’s delay,
the insolence of prey, and the spurns that
patient merit of th’unworthy take,
when he himself might his quietus make
with a bare bird claw? who would fardels bear
to squawk and caw under a weary life,
but that the dread of something after food,
the unrelenting hunger, from whose clutches
no hunter returns, puzzles the will.
and makes us rather bear those ills we have
than fly to others we know not of?
thus hunger does make fools of us all.
End scene.
Post of the Day: Shakespearian Falcon proves that you can add Shakespeare to anything and it becomes completely awesome.
Via The Cheerful Cynic
Morning Fluff: Happy Avengers Week.
Post of the Day: Cat + Thor’s hammer.
ZOMG SO CUTE etc.?
The Crack
A map by 7grims
It’s an interesting and in my opinion awesome map with a creative idea. A town on a bridge which has fallen into disrepair. Here you can see not only the detail of concept but the architectural detail 7grims has put into this map! Interested in more? This is just the tip of the ice burg, check out the full scoop here
Via Somewhere over the rainbow
“Ok aspiring fiction writers, if you’ve ever wondered how to write a successful novel, the secret is here: kill off your characters. Of the handful of books that won the prestigious Man Booker Prize in 2011, all 13 novels had the common theme of putting to death main characters…” Read more…
So this happened.
Don’t know what prompted me to respond the way I did, but oh well.
Post of the Day: “Nah, I’m screwin’ with ya. I had food poisoning.”
(Source: digitalfisticuffs)
Post of the Day: Stephen Fry talking (no more justification is needed.)
(Source: sarahxmay)
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